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		<title>The Left Hand of Apple, or iPhone 4’s Big Reception Followed by Bad Reception</title>
		<link>http://gigglebytes.wordpress.com/2010/07/03/iphone-4%e2%80%99s-big-reception-followed-by-bad-reception/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 00:09:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After declaring that the “insanely great” iPhone 4 is “just a phone,” Steve Jobs announced today that there is absolutely no significant problem with the new, hot-selling smartphone. While acknowledging that in a few, isolated cases, the phone’s reception dropped dramatically when held in the left hand, he pointed out that this would only be [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gigglebytes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7805988&amp;post=117&amp;subd=gigglebytes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Hardest Addiction to Shake</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 02:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is difficult for me to admit, but I must come clean: I am a water addict—an aquaholic. No, it’s true. If I go as little as an hour without water, my throat gets dry. After two hours, I begin to feel a little shaky. Before long I feel woozy and disoriented. I can’t tell [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gigglebytes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7805988&amp;post=115&amp;subd=gigglebytes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dangerous Teenage Behavior: They&#8217;re Thinking</title>
		<link>http://gigglebytes.wordpress.com/2009/05/31/dangerous-teenage-behavior-theyre-thinking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 19:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Behavior]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You’re keeping them home, cutting them off from the Internet, and prosecuting them for their sexting habits. But your teenagers still aren’t safe. They might still, after all, be thinking. A new report by the Foundation for Critical Assumptions uncovers the frightening news: Thinking among teenagers is at an all-time high. “A full 66 percent [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gigglebytes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7805988&amp;post=97&amp;subd=gigglebytes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>New Classics Added</title>
		<link>http://gigglebytes.wordpress.com/2009/05/27/new-classics-added/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 01:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lincoln Spector</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve posted some old columns in the classic section, dated with their original publication date. The Big Cloud My last printed Gigglebytes column, from 2008 Billy the Chilly Dr. Seuss parable about Bill Gates, from 1995 Decimated Decade My 10th anniversary column, written in 1996. This one contains links to several other old columns that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gigglebytes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7805988&amp;post=109&amp;subd=gigglebytes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Malware We&#8217;d Like to See</title>
		<link>http://gigglebytes.wordpress.com/2009/05/24/malware-wed-like-to-see/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 20:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lincoln Spector</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Security]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember when a virus would sit quietly on your computer for months, and then, on a special day, perhaps Leonardo da Vinci’s birthday, wipe out your hard drive? Those were the good old days. Today’s malicious hackers are interested in cash, not pranks. There’s no profit in wiping out your hard drive when they can [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gigglebytes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7805988&amp;post=87&amp;subd=gigglebytes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bill Moyer, George Washington, Abe Lincoln, and Twitter</title>
		<link>http://gigglebytes.wordpress.com/2009/05/21/bill-moyer-george-washington-abe-lincoln-and-twitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 18:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Moyer ended his show last week with some very funny thoughts on Twitter. You can watch the whole spiel here (pbs.org apparently doesn’t offer embed codes for their videos). Or just cut to the funny stuff below.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gigglebytes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7805988&amp;post=81&amp;subd=gigglebytes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>New Apple Product Announcement</title>
		<link>http://gigglebytes.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/new-apple-product-announcement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 14:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a new Apple product on the way, and you&#8217;ll soon be dying to get your hands on one. Speaking to an audience of press and adoring fans, Apple CEO and Technology Pope Steve Jobs announced the latest brilliantly-designed consumer toy to emerge from Cupertino: the iWant. &#8220;This time,&#8221; promised Jobs as half the audience [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gigglebytes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7805988&amp;post=78&amp;subd=gigglebytes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Big Cloud</title>
		<link>http://gigglebytes.wordpress.com/2008/04/06/the-big-cloud/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[My Neighbor Norman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Casebook of Mac Rowe]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was 3:00am. The streets were deserted. The fog was as thick and impenetrable as a tech support phone mail system. Somewhere in the distance, an iPod was playing a weary, bluesy tune, and I wondered what it sounded like to the misguided soul wearing those earbuds&#8211;assuming that misguided soul had any hearing left. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gigglebytes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7805988&amp;post=84&amp;subd=gigglebytes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Big Cloud: One last adventure in the casebook of Mack Rowe</title>
		<link>http://gigglebytes.wordpress.com/2008/04/02/the-big-cloud-one-last-adventure-in-the-casebook-of-mack-rowe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Poetic Frustration</title>
		<link>http://gigglebytes.wordpress.com/2006/01/02/poetic-frustration/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2006 23:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve called Krell Komputer, Customer Care. We&#8217;ll make you happy or we&#8217;ll make you swear. Hi, I ordered your desktop, the Power MachineWith 12 USB ports and 20-inch screen. The box came today and I opened it quick, I pulled out the Styrofoam, ten inches thick, Found the mouse and the keyboard, that big LCD. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gigglebytes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7805988&amp;post=8&amp;subd=gigglebytes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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